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Sex kar lene k baad BOY: Jaaneman ab tumhe woh hoga jise duniya BACCHA kehti hai.. GIRL:meri CHOOT ke aashiq madrchod ab tumhe wo hoga Jise duniya AIDS kehti hai 😄😄😄😄😄😄 Ek Totla Taxi Driver 3 girls ko le ke jaa raha tha.. . . Policewala - Ladkiyon ko le ke kaha ja rahe ho ? TOTLA - Chodne !! . POLICE - Kya bakwas hai ye ? . TOTLA - Ek ko park me chodna hai.. Ek ko ghar pe chodna hai.. Itne me tisri ladki boli kya bakwas kar rahe ho..? . TOTLA - Tum chup raho nahi to tumhe yahi chod dunga... 😂😝😂😝 Vakil- Behnji us raat Kya Hua Tha? 1st usne Muje Giraya? Fir behnji, Fir Blous Fada, Fir Behnji? Fir Petikot Fada, Fir Behnji? Fir Apki Behn Chud gayi vakil sahab. 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛 Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h? Girl-Apna koi time nhi Jab dil kare so jati hu, aur jab dil kare uth jati hu. Boy-notty? Tu bilkul mere 'LUND' pe gayi he. 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 Saas bahu se -Mere pote ki sakal mere bete jaisi Q nahi? Bahu apni saree upar kar k tange khol k boli Ye CHUT hai CHUT, 14 megapixel ka digital camera nahi 😛😛😛😛😛😛 Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya Vidya-Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nhi hota? Rajnknt-Pagli Ye Ladies cycle Hai.Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti hai???:-P 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛 : -:Wife 2 Husb:- Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata Husb:-To Kya Ye 3 Bachey Internet Se Download Kiye Hain? WIFE:-Nahi Ye To Dusro Ki PEN DRIVE Se Liya Tha.... 😛😛😛😛😛😛 Girls ki Upar ki Sab Cheez 'B' se Shuru hoti hai. Blouse Bra Bikini B_ _bs Aur Niche ki 'P' se... Peticot Panty Period Pu_ _ y. Is liye admi ko b.p ki bimari hoti hai😂😂 Has mat 😎forward kar 😉😉 Ekdum naya wala h....😆😆😆 Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai. Boy: But I Luv U. G: Fir bhi galat hai. B: Hum shaadi kar lenge. G: Bhosdike..... jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai ! 🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶 Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se ? Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se. ⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔ Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli "Koi achha password batana....?" Husband: "Lund". Wife has-has ke chair parse gir padi kyuki computer says "Aapka pasword Chhota Hai..." ⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ Lady: Ek shampoo please. Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai? Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya? Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo. Lady: GARNIER de madarchod. Gand ke baal dhone hai. ♒♒♒♒♒♒♒♒ -------------------- 😍😍😜 Girl goes on a date. Woried Mother gives her Condom. Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says :Yahi soch to badalni he Maa. I'm Dating With Julie, so Give me Mulie😍 ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗ -------------- 1 Ladka Gutter Me Gir Gaya... Tabhi 1 Ladki Ki Awaz Aayi Surf Excel Hena 'Daag Ache Hai' Boy-Teri Maa Ka Bhosdaaa Daag Itne Ache Hai To Niche Whisper Q Lagati Hai 😆😆 ❎❎❎❎❎❎❎❎ Lutero ne ladki ke zevar lut liye. Log bole:- Shukr karo ki izzat nahi luti. Ladki chillai:- Tumhari maa ka bhosda!! izzat bech-bech k hi to zevar liye the. 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 Haste Raho mushkurste raho Bakri 🐐 ki jaan talwar 🔪ke niche. Ladki 💃 ki jaan salwar 👗 ke niche. Mat bhago 🏃har kisi k piche.💛 Pyar karo bus usi se,💘 jo kar de APNI chaddi 👙 khushi se niche..👌😆😆😆😆😆 ------------------------- Biology Teacher-Girl's ke SUSU me boys ke SUSU se jyada smel kyu aati h? Award winning ans.... Santa-kyoki girl's me boys ki tarah niche 2 Odonil ki goliya nhi hoti😂 ------------------------ Chintu:-"Papa Aaj se school me 1 period sex education ka b shuru ho gaya h. Dad:Good,lekin tum NuNNI Q hila rahe ho? Chintu : HomeWork diya hai....... 😆😆 ________________________ Baap bathroom me fisal kar dhadaam se gira. Haddi toot gayi. Bete ne poochha: "Kya hua Papa?" Baap: "Bhain ke laude, mutth maar ke paani to daal diya kar"..